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MY GOD\'S BETTER THAN YOUR GOD!

My God\'s better than your god
My God\'s better than yours
My God\'s better
\'Cause He likes Us best
My God\'s better than yours

This should be sung to the old Ken-L-Ration TV dog food commercial song. And sing it in your heart 24/7 so God can really get to think you are sincere like the whole Host of Heaven constantly giving Him praise in the Book of Revelation because God needs all the praise He can possibly stand for all Eternity to break up the boredom of running the whole Universe. It\'s a Big Job but some God has to Do It.

I had satired the old TV dog food commercial in my old screenplay (from 1993) Hard John\'s Nuclear Hit Parade.

I had planned to reproduce that entire script page in context here, but it turned out to be one of about twenty pages missing from my last remaining HJNHP script copy. It was somewhere around pages 50 - 54 if anybody ever digs up a script copy. Let me know.

But the little song seemed to be to the point of the problem between all the bigotry between all the World\'s organized religions that all seem to claim \"God is Love\" as long as you only belong to their organized religion. The priests seem to preach that everybody else are Blasphemous Heretics whom \"God loves\" to send to Hell.

Organized Religion \"A\" says that organized religion \"B\" and organized religion \"C\" are Blasphemous.

Organized Religion \"B\" says that organized religion \"C\" and organized religion \"A\" are Heretics.

Organized Religion \"C\" says that organized religion \"A\" and organized religion \"B\" are Pagans.

So which organized religions are truly wrong?

Maybe it is really their Bigoted and Selfish Priests who are Spiritually Apostate?

What would all these Priests all do without all their Sheeple?

REPRISE

My God\'s better than your god
My God\'s better than yours
My God\'s better
\"Cause He likes Us best
My God\'s better Than yours

Apoadmin's post saved the "My Dog's Better Than Your Dog" YouTube tune for you because the new WordPress software updates doesn't allow we members to post links anymore right now.