Dawson's Annual Christmas Card email & addendum|What Would Jesus Watch On TV On Christmas Eve?|Forum|Forum: Apocalypse & Armageddon

Anybody whom has been channel surfing on cable or dish today will get this.

re: Annual Merry Mithras Song & Holiday Greeting Card and UFO Christmas Story

This was Dad playing piano & dubbing in the bass:

Merry Mithras, The Schrodinger's Cat of Holiday Celebrations, Season is here: http://tinyurl.com/nopnmc8

. . . and for those who enjoy a bit longer traditional Holiday Story:

A UFO Christmas Story: http://tinyurl.com/pvaa6pq

A little slow on getting Season's Greetings out this year. After Mom's passing in November and then my ex, Dawn's, close passing in December I haven't felt like getting on the computer (or even Twitter) lately. So if I've been slow to respond to emails, apologies. Sort of been living in a Holiday TV marathon version of The Twilight Zone trying to reevaluate my Raison d'être and Ethos place in Our Busier than most people "Believe" Universe, other than just keeping those pets--who unconditionally Love US--fed.

So been watching a lot of Pro-Football (Go Edgar Allen Poe's Ravens! and the traditional American Eagles) because the games are great mindless pastime-killers where you can just appreciate symbolic City-State Greek Warfare with very talented athletes doing Incredible hulk poses and making War Faces and Dances after each above average play. Can't help but think if true Greek Democracy or even the Roman Republic had not Fallen that Pro-Football today would be played in great Colosseum-amplitheatres where teams would oppose each other with real swords, spears, maces and packs of team mascot wild lions, tigers and bears (oh my) allowed to also run loose on the field of battle. Maybe Pro-Football would pick up more of the TV Holiday Season fake Pro-Wrestling demographic crowd. Oh where is the Christmas Spirit of Caligula when we need him to sell Holiday TV advertising & marketing space. I'm amazed SyFy has not made a Greeks vs. Romans Pro-Football Sword & Sandal movie yet as it would probably sell better than either version of Rollerball.

And for the lulls between Pro-Football games there is the now Holiday Traditions of TV advertising & marketing of all the Fear-mongering Apps we can purchase, for a nominal fee, to protect us from burglars, identity thieves and other Mad Men imaginary Perils; and either have us demand from our Doctor the new FDA-approved patent-pending pharmaceutical Wonder Drug treatment (with hip background music and smiling actors doing all sorts of fun recreational activities the rest of us can't afford to do because of all our medical bills); or else TV advertising the local ambulance chasing lawyers who want to get you Just-Legal-Class-Action Ca$h compensation You may be owed (after their own 33% cut) for your Dead or Incapacitated Loved One from the toxic side-effects of the recent past FDA-approved pharmaceutical Wonder Drug$. Not to worry for the Multinational Pharmaceutical Monopolies have plenty of money which they use to control what News and Sit-Coms you get to see on TV because their advertising Budgets and paid Magazine Peer Review College Grant Doctors are getting 99% more money than their actual Drug Research & Development of new medicines, which are mostly just slightly modified versions of their old medicines whose patents have run out and all this Class-Action lawsuit legal nastiness is figured in as just overhead Cost$ of doing their Drug Pushing Business-As-Usual through Holiday TV advertising & marketing propaganda in a Free Society. Don't Worry, take a pill, and Be Happy!

Then in between all the sold Holiday TV advertising space--which is the real reason for bringing You Holiday TV Specials--are all of the now today's Holiday TV Marathons of Harry Pooper; Bored Of The Rings; Star Roars; Star Wreck; Dr. Whom; Invasions of Alien & Predator Independent Daze; Twilighty Vampires-In-Love; Motorcycle Gang Skinwalking Werewolf dynasties; Hungry Games franchises; Lovable Zombies; Sharknado vs. Santa Jaws; Jaws Itself and Son Of Jaws; The whole Jurassic Park franchise & spinoff Dino and modern Gawdzilla movies; MASHed marathons; Everybody Hates Raymond; Two & A Half Kin; The Orifice; American Famdamnily; Law & Disorder and CSI franchises; the NCIS that nobody ever heard of before the TV series franchise except the Sailors and Marines they busted for smoking pot as a bunch of military NCIS Narcs; Murder Investigation documentaries; Prison documentaries; Ghosts & Monsters documentaries; Ancient Alien Religious Archaeology?; Monster Fish & Alligator Hunters; Nature-Will-Kill-You-If-It-Gets-Half-A-Chance documentaries; Way Too Many Set In Alaska reality programs; Hoarders, Little People, Grossly Overweight People & Single Pregnant Teenage Baby-Mothers reality programs; America's and the World's Funniest & Ridiculous Fails at Killing Themselves Videos; American Auction, Pawn & Pickers; Real Yuppie Housewives reality programs; Spongeboob Square Rants; Way too many cartoons where FOX managed to eliminate paying living real actors from Prime Time TV; Every Superhero movie ever made after Tim Burton's Batman that are full of marvel & DC X-People, Revengers & Just Us League adorable superfreaks--with Social Problems every nerd can identify with--all existing in an alternate juvenile (i.e. Young-Adult, LOL!) Comic Book ComiCon Universe mythology; Every Will Ferrell, Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller and Steve Carell sad comedy ever made; Friday, Next Friday, Saturday After Last Friday, and every Tyler Perry movie ever made; and Road House and Dirty Dancing too many times each to count. And of course, a few Early Christianity Bible documentaries; Bad Santa(s); Home Alones; A Christmas Story, and all the other Holiday favorites spaced between the secular TV marathons.

I know I probably missed a few of your favorite now today's Holiday TV marathons. Makes you wonder if colleges have eliminated the minimum mandatory classes in the Humanities in order to get a Degree these days.

What would Jesus Watch on Christmas Eve TV? After-all, the New Orleans Saints are not playing football tonight.
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