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Some FEAR & LOATHING IN THE GREAT ECONOMIC DOWNTURN OF THE CYBER AGE:

Hint: The ​FORUM reads like the Table of Contents for the cyBook FEAR & LOATHING IN THE GREAT ECONOMIC DOWNTURN OF THE CYBER AGE​:

http://www.apocalypseandarmage.....page_id=4/

But, reading through all that is like taking the time to read a whole book. So here is the ​READER'S DIGEST CONDENSED VERSION.

One of ​THE OLD JAZZ MAN'S last recordings for the Holiday Season is where he played piano and then, Grandpa to some of you, Dad or "Red" from the Jefferson Club (Petroleum Club) to others, went back and dubbed in playing bass to this piece (make sure you scroll all the way down to the video at the very bottom):

Merry Mithras, The Schrodinger's Cat of Holiday Celebrations, Season is here: http://tinyurl.com/nopnmc8

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But then we need to understand the inside joke where the AAAA (Apocalypse and Armageddon Assurance Associates, LLC) was born because of Harold Camping's Evangelistic Radio Ministry's prediction for ​THE RAPTURE back in 2011 CE. A lot of people sold everything they had and gave it to his Radio Ministry (with no idea why people thought a Ministry whose whole staff was going to be Raptured anyway, needed money). So Dawson INTELLIGENTLY DESIGNED up some "RAPTURE INSURANCE" and as a lark his Web Masteress created the A&A Web Site so you, Our Readers, could share in Dawson's satire boilerplate of RAPTURE INSURANCE, and even buy a gift Rapture Insurance certificate or mug if you like, or OFFICE GIFT for that idiot who is always trying to SAVE YOU from yourself and asking you to come with him to church ("It's a really nice church").

Like any other insurance: ​​​You should always increase your "Rapture Insurance" http://www.apocalypseandarmage.....insurance/ ​

If some of these A&A pieces are longer than the 140 character Tweets or 70 character Text Messages you are used to, we made sure to include some shorter (& some longer) satire pieces for you too. And since we are writing here about ​THIS ECONOMIC (Corporate shoot yourself in the foot) DOWNTURN:

​Economy Shrinks While Market Trading Bubble-gum cards is Up!​ http://tinyurl.com/ndnv6x9 ​

Or borrowing from Hunter S. Thompson a couple of paragraphs from his ​FEAR & LOATHING ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL '72 to demonstrate that over 40 years later nothing has really changed in the Election Cycle of America's experiment with a Constitutional semi-Democratically elected Republic or its PR & Press coverage:

​​Fear & Loathing On The Campaign Trail 2016: http://tinyurl.com/pakmq9p​

But too, in ​THE CYBER AGE we run into the problems of App's instructions being written by one I.T. nerd to try and impress his fellow I.T. nerds, but not necessarily actually written to be User Friendly:

The Idiot's Guide To EZ To Use Plain Language Apps Tutorials For Dummies: http://www.apocalypseandarmage.....-tutorials

Then we can't help but come across--from time to time--some Astrophysicist who has decided some star, in the Universe, ​CAN BE OLDER THAN THE UNIVERSE ITSELF that our friendly ex-Nuclear Magnetic Resonance Spectroscopy and Imaging Systems field service engineer feels he needs to comment about:

Methuselah Star & Dark Matter found to be older than our Universe Itself: http://www.apocalypseandarmage.....r-universe

And since we are in the holiday season as I write this:

​​A UFO ​​Christmas Story: http://tinyurl.com/pvaa6pq

Or our Alien Invasion Feature Film satire from all the way back when the synergy packaged '50's Grade of Sci-Fi B(ullshit)-Movie INDEPENDENCE DAY was released:​

​The Aliens Are Out To Steal Our Beer! http://tinyurl.com/nuvor4u​

A couple of short--but fun--videos for both our religious and atheist readers:

This Land is Mine, God(s) gave this Deed to Me! http://tinyurl.com/pr3vk9m

The Universe is not a Pantheistic Supreme Being, It's just a whole Lot of Existence: http://tinyurl.com/nrsxp4u

...with:

Was the Old Testament "God" just an allegory for a Volcano? http://tinyurl.com/pwz7g52

(on the other hand) The 19th Song; A song of pantheism: http://tinyurl.com/pym6l9l

And since we are, after all, the ​APOCALYPSE & ARMAGEDDON ASSURANCE ASSOCIATES the Introduction to Our very own:

The Apocalypse of Dear John, The Church of the Holy Tax Loophole's Book of Revelation: http://tinyurl.com/os6zffv

Then for you Insomniacs out there whom need a little longer piece to ponder deeply over, until your sleepwalking pills kick in:

​​The Apocryphon (The Book of the Secret of Ormuzed of Ultron): http://tinyurl.com/p4v3rb4

...and:

​If written as an ​IAN FLEMING NOVEL people would think Global Trade Organizations & GMO suppliers were JAMES BOND VILLIANS. ​​ ​​Your ​Children's ​Future brought to You by the corporate world trade syndicate & their Politicians: http://tinyurl.com/qje3bez​

Lastly, for our Conspiracy Theory Buffs:

Basic Research from Secret Agent Omega's Files: (code words) Jumpin' Jack Flash: http://www.apocalypseandarmage.....jack-flash

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Remember, ​We here at the Apocalypse & Armageddon Assurance Associates like to answer your questions before you ask them, and are here to Insure all your Rapture policy needs: http://tinyurl.com/qe4h6x6

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