The Apocalypse & Armageddon Forum Algorithm for Acknowledgement of Community Members' Conceptions|Admin's Selection Process for Your Suggestions|Forum|Forum: Apocalypse & Armageddon

 

What we at Apocalypse and Armageddon Assurance Associates Admin do upon receiving a request for a New Category for a Group and/or Forum Subject of Topics for Community Member discussion(s), is wait until it is convenient to hold an on-line cyber conference about suspending all activity until we can hold an election, to select a committee, to choose a panel, that will appoint a commission, authorized to hire a new team of experts, to restudy the feasibility of compiling an index of all the past committees, that have previously inventoried and catalogued the various studies aimed at finding out what happened to all the policies that were scrapped , when new policies were decided upon by some other committee, about how to go forth and study this phenomenon of this particular Forum Subject or Topic, or similar ideas or parallel ideational constructs.

 

With this knowledge we can then put together a new sliding-scale mathematical formula that determines the outcome of psychohistorical prognostication trend analysis of possible Community Member discussion(s) within the six (6) branches of Philosophy which are: Epistemology (whether or not you really feel it when you bang your head on The Wall or if the pain is illusory); Logic; Ethics (and not morals and mores); Politics (the study of the Ideal Society and not the seeking and maintaining of government office); Meta-physics (after or beyond physics) and Aesthetics (nobody likes ugly sounding Subjects and Topics).

 

  A good example of Apocalypse & Armageddon Assurance Associates Admin's thoroughness in making these Category and Subject choices for Community Members' maximum discussion benefit(s) is with Hairybat's recent Submission for the Subject: "Describe Your Personal Paradigm."

 

  Here is the text of the Apocalypse & Armageddon Assurance Associates Admin

 

The integrated transitional concept, "Paradigm," known as the modern "Description of Reality,"is based upon balanced logistical projections of compatible incremental (-mental) flexibility, derived from functional analog and digital programming using systematized organizational hardware and software, created for parallel management options, from implementing a synchronized third-generation time-phase total reciprocal capability, to determine the optional monitored contingency of responsive policy mobility, that is employed as industrial noise pollution, by transmittal of categorically imperative institutionalized rhetoric of thinly veiled marketing buzzwords, of bafflegabbical jaberwocking stonewalling balderdash, to create psychic subliminal imagery of wishful desirable knobs; dials; lights; buttons; bells and whistles, of obsessive-possessive status symbols, to promote consumer ideational double-think, created by cleverly crafted descriptive mumbo-jumbo, of environmentally informational malarkey, used to distract credulous impressionable malleable (plastic) people from the magic of incredibly powerful advertising word-spells, promulgated to sell almost anyone almost any idea (or any thing) at almost any time at almost any price, defying the quiescent threshold of logic and common sense, in the promotion of the necessity of "Inevitable Progress," due to the time-immemorially well known "Fact," taught by religion, that most people are too embarrassed to admit that they don't comprehend "it," or cannot follow the ephemeral aesthetics of this esoteric concept.

 

  Well, we at Apocalypse & Armageddon Assurance Associates Admin did not get or comprehend "it" either and commenced to fire that blamed Business Major we hired to write these Interoffice Memos.  But at the same time, for the time being, we had to deny Hairybat's request for posting the Subject: "Describe Your Personal Paradigm" until we at Admin can reorganize to hold a new election, to select a new committee, to chose a new panel to create the illusion of progress to overlook the confusion, inefficiency and demoralization created by the last suggested reorganization to discuss this nonsense about goddamned personal Paradigms.

 

Sincerely,

Apoadmin