Since Washington, D.C. is full of Political Pricks|About the Washington Redskins' team name change|Forum|Forum: Apocalypse & Armageddon

I did send in to some "name-change contest" that I thought they should change the team's name to the Washington Foreskins, since Washington D.C. is so full of Pricks.

"The front four Jackhammers are ready on the Foreskins front defensive line, as are the Middle Stump and the other two linebacker Tallywackers. Both cornerback Ankle Spankers and the two safety Groin Ferrets are in position just in case Phily's quarterback decides to throw his Longfellow, Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile."

And there's the Sports Page.