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Christian Porn, The Neo-religion of "Alexandralism" with its New Improved 21 Commandments!
December 23, 2011
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  I was just telling someone about a month ago there should be a genre (not genera) of "Christian Porn."

 
  And now it's here http://monicaathome.com/ in all its Holey (sic) Glory with 21 New Commandments and a New Name too, "Alexandralism."
 
  Alexandralism, the Neo-ism, "...which will revolutionize the porn industry via the insertion of Jesus, God, goodness and the light into what's currently essentially a 'dark age' of adult entertainment."
 
  I just Pray that when Messrs. Jesus, God, Goodness and Light prey on and Gang Bang Ms. Faith Hope (non stage name Ms. Darkagey Adultenterina) they enter her with their insertion of mandatory condom usage while wearing plastic gloves and surgeons' masks as propounded by the Pink Cross foundation as they Do Battle with with Christian Love against Satan's Aids.  Please "Jesus, oh God," don't forget to wear your Rubbers!
 
  I wonder if Christian Porn, is Tax Free?
 
  Ladies, there is a Christian "Pill" too, it's called a Placebo and you have to take it on "Faith."
 
  I wonder when Christian Porn is going to come out with "Christian Crack" as their new Sacrament?  Obviously somebody is sending smoke ring messages up to Heaven about Savior Sex is smoking Crack.
 
  And yes, Christian Pornstars are obviously a different biological and psychological "genera" from us regular folks who don't need the Neo-entertainment "genre" of "Christian Porn" to forgive our Sins while we masturbate by monitor.
 
  Somebody please, please, please forward this web site http://monicaathome.com/ to Saturday Night Live!
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