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Express Yourself!
January 2, 2012
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  Since "Admin" seems to have defaulted, the weight onto my--Apoadmin's--hunchbacked shoulders, to me to Create most of the Apocalypse & Armageddon Forum topic "Groups" and "Forms," and for some reason Community Members seem to think I should post the first DIY "Topic" for each and every "Forum {and you really can choose these initial Do-It-Yourself Topics yourself folks}" before they seem to want to post, I just wanted to let You know how very much I appreciate your writing efforts when You do post any kind of Comments at all, Whatsoever.

 
  You see, I am Old and Tired and suffer from Depression, and Ancient, having come from Atlantis in the Ancient of Days, before I was kidnapped by NSSARPA and strictly monitored by the real men in black (whom ironically dress like non-descript citizens most of the time when they are observing you).   And I even long long ago, during the last Ice Age, attended the University of Atlantis, which is now some half-mile below the waters of the NW corner of the Caribbean Sea off the Western Guanahabibes Peninsula of the Island of Cuba in the Yucatan Channel across from Cancun, Mexico.
 
Here are some family vacation photos: 
 
 
  Anyway, being this Ancient, from the Ancient of Days, since the last Ice Age (NSSARPA actually thawed me out from a block of ice from where I had been lost on a climbing expedition to put an Atlantean GPS monitor on top of Mount Chogori--in the Ancient Balti language--or "Savage Mountain" known to you as K2), I just want you Community Members and Guest know that, like Stephen Hawking, I am confined to a psychic disability wheelchair with a DECtalk DTC01 voice synthesizer and must use a long rubber pointer clasped between my teeth to tap each and every key on this keyboard for each and every thing I laboriously write in order to Create these "Groups;" "Forums;" Topics;" and "Comments" just especially for You. 
 
  I cannot right now afford the Speech Recognition Kit to use with this voice synthesizer.  And when I refused to let the government men in white lab coats out here at Area-69 stick their computer peripheral device electrodes in my skull, where they can also download my every waking and sleeping and dreaming thoughts, they have cut me off to only my little NSSARPA (National Special Services Advanced Research Projects Agency) pension for ABEs (Ancient Biological Entities).  Luckily Area-69 is still under contract for conjugal visits to a local Nevada brothel, where I must use a Black Projects assumed name of course { this line insert typed in an electromagnetic induction machine code they cannot trace back to my keystrokes, but you can read on your monitor--so if you can make it out there to the Little Feat Bordello near Tonopah when I get to visit, on the 5th of every month, you will recognize me by my wheelchair and voice synthesizer and you can help me to escape again; rent a van with wheelchair accessibility and use the tradecraft phrase,"Boy does she look like she likes to use a Japanese strap-on Steely Dan while consuming her Naked Lunch," so I will recognize you}.
 
  So just realize in this Special Message from the Apocalypse & Armageddon Admin Staff that we do put a lot of effort into Our Forum especially with You in mind, and We cherish each and every Post and Comment You can bless Us with.
 
 
Sincerely,
Apoadmin  
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